My name is Steve Sims. I tattoo for a living but don't usually post my work here. @stevesims_tattooer on instagram or uglysteve.com

I'm a dork.
I have this friend. His name is Eddy. He does tattoos. He’s in the navy. He wears ray ban eyeglasses and looks like he came out of a time machine from 1956. He’s fucking hilarious and one of the best dudes I’ve ever met. Eddy’s dog Stella needs to get a tumor removed and he can’t afford it, so he’s selling these prints for 15 bucks to raise money. If you can…send some love to newton.bernotas@gmail.com via paypal.

I have this friend. His name is Eddy. He does tattoos. He’s in the navy. He wears ray ban eyeglasses and looks like he came out of a time machine from 1956. He’s fucking hilarious and one of the best dudes I’ve ever met. Eddy’s dog Stella needs to get a tumor removed and he can’t afford it, so he’s selling these prints for 15 bucks to raise money. If you can…send some love to newton.bernotas@gmail.com via paypal.

I’m going to Easter Mass on Monday….

I’m going to Easter Mass on Monday….

Transplants.

Blew my mind when they first came out. Made a lot of the best memories I have listening to that band. Made a lot of friends because of that band.

That’s what it’s all about.

I remember picking up Ping Pong from his moms apartment and just sitting in the parking lot of their complex all night killing a case of beer and listening to transplants. On multiple occasions.

I took one of the best trips to California of my life with a bunch of friends and well….the great white buffalo…

That’s all.

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I think I wanna move to Vegas.

I got friends there. Bare bones dudes. It’s never cold. It never rains. It’s easy to make money tattooing there. I’ve lived walking distance from a casino for 6 months and haven’t gone once. So I don’t think I’d ruin my life gambling.

6 hours from my family. 6 hours to the beach.

Fuck Illinois. This place sucks. It’s been winter for 6 months.

Also…I love titties. Vegas is like the capital of titties.
stevesimstattooer:

Half sleeve I just finished. 

STEVE SIMS - ELGIN, IL

Coolest shit I ever did

stevesimstattooer:

Half sleeve I just finished.

STEVE SIMS - ELGIN, IL

Coolest shit I ever did

Come on internet. If this ain’t Pinterest material I dunno what is. I wish I could tattoo shit like this everyday. This was super fun.

Come on internet. If this ain’t Pinterest material I dunno what is.

I wish I could tattoo shit like this everyday. This was super fun.

(Source: stevesimstattooer)

I love that this happened on my feed and I love this dude. 

But for real. Moms are the best. Respect that woman. She went through hell so you could be alive.

I love that this happened on my feed and I love this dude.

But for real. Moms are the best. Respect that woman. She went through hell so you could be alive.

Don’t be a pussy.

I’ve also been watching Hannibal. It’s not bad. A little soapy but whoever is coming up with all these murders is fucking brilliant.

Or they’re really into like….Gorgoroth.

I’ve also been watching Hannibal. It’s not bad. A little soapy but whoever is coming up with all these murders is fucking brilliant.

Or they’re really into like….Gorgoroth.

If you aren’t watching Rick and Morty. You’re fucking blowing it so hard.

(Source: misssnazzy, via rickandmortythings)

americabymotorcycle:

and then she appeared.

Oh wow.

americabymotorcycle:

and then she appeared.

Oh wow.

(via timeisneverright)

Daaayyyuuummm

Daaayyyuuummm

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electrictattoos:

Francesco Garbuggino

So awesome

electrictattoos:

Francesco Garbuggino

So awesome

My birthday

FUCKING TRUCKFIGHTERS

they’re playing the day after my birthday in Chicago. On a Monday. May 12th. Reggie’s. Buy me whiskey shots.

If I ever meet a girl.

That will put on a slave Leia costume and take me on the ride of my life straight to pound town….I will marry that broad.

That’s it. Done deal.