I have this friend. His name is Eddy. He does tattoos. He’s in the navy. He wears ray ban eyeglasses and looks like he came out of a time machine from 1956. He’s fucking hilarious and one of the best dudes I’ve ever met. Eddy’s dog Stella needs to get a tumor removed and he can’t afford it, so he’s selling these prints for 15 bucks to raise money. If you can…send some love to email@example.com via paypal.
I'm a dork.
I’m going to Easter Mass on Monday….
Blew my mind when they first came out. Made a lot of the best memories I have listening to that band. Made a lot of friends because of that band.
That’s what it’s all about.
I remember picking up Ping Pong from his moms apartment and just sitting in the parking lot of their complex all night killing a case of beer and listening to transplants. On multiple occasions.
I took one of the best trips to California of my life with a bunch of friends and well….the great white buffalo…
I got friends there. Bare bones dudes. It’s never cold. It never rains. It’s easy to make money tattooing there. I’ve lived walking distance from a casino for 6 months and haven’t gone once. So I don’t think I’d ruin my life gambling.
6 hours from my family. 6 hours to the beach.
Fuck Illinois. This place sucks. It’s been winter for 6 months.Also…I love titties. Vegas is like the capital of titties.
Half sleeve I just finished.
STEVE SIMS - ELGIN, IL
Coolest shit I ever did
Come on internet. If this ain’t Pinterest material I dunno what is.
I wish I could tattoo shit like this everyday. This was super fun.
I love that this happened on my feed and I love this dude.
But for real. Moms are the best. Respect that woman. She went through hell so you could be alive.
I’ve also been watching Hannibal. It’s not bad. A little soapy but whoever is coming up with all these murders is fucking brilliant.Or they’re really into like….Gorgoroth.
they’re playing the day after my birthday in Chicago. On a Monday. May 12th. Reggie’s. Buy me whiskey shots.
That will put on a slave Leia costume and take me on the ride of my life straight to pound town….I will marry that broad.
That’s it. Done deal.