I tattoo, I drink beer, I build hot rods, I love doom metal, I hate tumblr.
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Tumblr is that chick that’s kinda hot but like not really and on top of it she’s super fucking annoying, but she’s got wicked sweet boobies so you go for it anyways. Then the next day you always say “man fuck that broad she sucks” but then you get a couple two tree beers in ya and you come right back to ol butterface tumblrina.
Probably my last night with this dude. 😢😢😢😢😩😩😩😩#lucydog #bestfriends
I’ve noticed that for a while now when I wake up in the morning she has relocated from the bed to the couch.
So, for the past few nights I’ve been sleeping on the couch to achieve maximum cuddle time on my last week with my little buddy.
I’m gonna be sad for a hot minute
The unicorn is believed to possess healing abilities. Dust filed from the horn was thought to protect against poison, and many diseases. It could even resurrect the dead. Amongst royalty and nobility in the Middle Ages, it became quite fashionable to own a drinking cup made of the horn of an unicorn, not in the least because it was supposed to detect poison.The belief in the healing abilities of the horn is probably based on a medieval story. In this particular tale, many animals once gathered around a pool in the midst of night. The water was poisoned and they could not drink from it, until a unicorn appeared. He simply dipped his horn in the pool and the water became fresh and clean again. (x)(x)
You know that Skynard song “Ooh, ooh that smell
Can’t you smell that smell?
Ooh, ooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you.”
Except Now I have changed it and have been running around singing shit like
"Ooh that dick! Can’t you smell that dick!"
I don’t even listen to lynard skynard.
The fucks wrong with me.
Long story short I got royally fucked over. Me and my girl have to move this weekend and can’t keep my fucking dog. The place we were supposed to move into fell through because the landlord makes shit promises and we had to get a different place last minute. Just my luck. “No dogs. No exceptions.”
About a year ago I had to leave my last dog with my ex when we broke up. A dog I knew since she was a week old. Then I got Lucy because I was so torn up about it I needed another buddy. Now, this is the second dog I’ve had to give up within a year and it’s so fucking hard for me that I don’t think I will ever get another dog again. I can’t handle this shit. I think knowing Lucy’s history that it’s extra hard for me. She’s been in at least 3 homes already and a shelter. I feel so awful for her being moved around so much. I’m fucking losing it. Bad.
Fucking dogs man.
the worst part about having a pregnant girlfriend is having sex with your pregnant girlfriend.
Because most of the time you want to, and she’s like “nah”
And like before she was pregnant she never was like “nah”….obviously. Cuz if she was like “nah” you’d never have a baby cooking in the first place.
But then sometimes you want to and she’s like “fuck yeah let’s take the train to pound town” and then half way to pound town something starts hurting that’s never hurt before.
She got off the train 2 or 3 times already and got back on for more. And you’re all “fuck yeah Im like the best conductor this train to pound town has ever had!” But all of a sudden the train derails and you’re left at the bonertown stop all alone in the rain. Because of that damn extra passenger.
Once again I’m stuck waiting for parts.
I’m so close. Fucking mail. Why isn’t it the future so I can just order shit and have it beamed to me instantly.
Why isn’t it the past so I can just go to an auto parts store and buy simple auto parts.
Also I just noticed my thumb is bleeding a lot.
When the fuck did that happen.
Whenever I finish my doom album I’m just gonna call it “Elvira’s titties”
Because god dammit. I love Elvira’s titties.
One of the coolest neons I’ve ever seen
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